This piece of laugh drug was sent to me by my friend Aswathi, who is now in Germany with her husband. I am a great fan of Rajnikant and this mail gave me a good belly laugh, and obviously for those too who would love to have some harmless fun out of the Living Legend. His fans are awaiting his new film Yanthiran, The Robot. The Indian Commentator wishes him all the very best on this occasion. I request his fans not to take this post as any sort of attempt to disgrace the Super Star, and I remind you all that I myself am a great fan of him.
Here is the mail I received from Aswathi:
4 Those Who Don’t Know Who Rajnikanth is?
1. When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn't lifting himself up. He is pushing d earth down.
2 .Rajnikanth can divide by zero.
3. Rajinikanth can delete d Recycle Bin.
4. Rajinikanth can slam a revolving door.
5. Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in d chin. Its descendants are today cald giraffes.
6. Rajinikanth can make onions cry.
7. Rajnikanth can drown a fish.
8. When Rajnikanth looks in mirror d mirror shatters, bcoz not even glass is stupid to get in betwn Rajnikanth & Rajnikanth.
9. Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.
10. Rajinikanth doesn't breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.
11. Bermuda Triangle was previously known as Bermuda Square, until Rajinikanth kicked one of the corners off.
12. Rajinikanth can pick up missed calls
13. Rajinikanth's every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was a result of his jog.
14. The ONLY things that run faster and longer than Rajinikanth are his films.